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Carpe Diem
[When Pigs Fly]
Buahaha, I love Shikamaru screaming, "I can't give sperm anymore! Aaaah!!"
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Grandma: I only got slapped once.
Sister: Just once?!
Yes. There's a report that says that the amount of damage to the spleen has a direct corellation to the amount of sperm a guy can give. Or at least that's what my brain reports...
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Grandma: I only got slapped once.
Sister: Just once?!
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Carpe Diem
[When Pigs Fly]
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May your days be filled with pineapples and other exotic fruits!
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Grandma: I only got slapped once.
Sister: Just once?!
And thank you for stalking me (finally!!)
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Grandma: I only got slapped once.
Sister: Just once?!
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May your days be filled with pineapples and other exotic fruits!
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